5. How the hell did you break through my tornado?!?
4. Stop being so good, I hate it.
3. *As john footstool jumps* oh, hell no...
2. STOP THROWING THOSE ****ING BOMBS I AM ****ING SERIOUS
1. GTFO YOU BETTER NOT ****ING SPIKE ME AGAIN I AM ****ING SERIOUS

Most of these only apply to John (#2 only really applies to SasukeBowser on SmashBoards). Btw, yes, I did copy this from all the other people who did this.

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The Metal- Tenacious D
Cliffs of Dover- Eric Johnson
Fury of The Storm- DragonForce
I Hate Everything About You- Three Days Grace
Knights of Cydonia- Muse
Getting Away With Murder- Papa Roach
Crawling- Linkin Park
Faint- Linkin Park
Nobodys Listening- Linkin Park
In The End- Linkin Park

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The Metal- Tenacious D
Fury of The Storm- DragonForce
Cliffs of Dover- Eric Johnson
I hate Everything About You- Three Days Grace
Knights of Cydonia- Muse
Getting Away With Murder- Papa Roach
Crawling- Linkin Park

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The Metal- Tenacious D
Fury of The Storm- DragonForce
Cliffs of Dover- Eric Johnson
I hate Everything About You- Three Days Grace
Knights of Cydonia- Muse
Getting Away With Murder- Papa Roach

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Here are a couple of my favorite songs, in order:
The Metal
Fury of The Storm
Cliffs of Dover
Honerable mentions:
Prepare for War
Apostles of Darkness

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