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So, I was thinking... Today my boss ordered pizza for lunch from a pizzeria called Mancino's. As I was eating a grinder that I ordered I was looking at the box and it said:

Mancino's Pizza & Grinders

I said to myself "Self, what if you called a place that said they sold pizza and grinders and tried to order a grinder and the person replies 'I'm sorry we don't sell grinders here.'"

I would be like "WTF! It says u...

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So today I was craving a honey bun so I'm like, I wanna drive up to the store and get me one.

Then I thought to myself... What if I bought like 500 honey buns and bathed in them!?!?!

I never ended up going to the store to get a honey bun.

...

And then I found 10$

lol jk, u actually just wasted 35 seconds of your life reading that.

GuruSharky

IT'S PACO!!!

CONGRATULATIONS!

His Captian:

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Don't Stop - Innerpartysystem

I Can't Do This - Plumb

Fly With Me - Jonas Brothers

Velonica - Aqua Timez

Come Back To Me - David Cook

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So I was just playing in the arcade here and I realized somethin...

I fail... hard...

Haha!

I'm a total pathetic piece of crap!

That will be all...

GuruSharky