How to prepare and survive a Zombie apocalypse.

[Bounty]

list rules and reasons for surviving a Zombie Apocalypse.

1- start off by making sure all of your arms and weaponry is collected in ready. Spend about half of your savings on ammo.
2- Always check the back seat of your car and buckle up. (taken from Zombieland)

[Ruairi]

3. Be sure to be part of a comical duo like Nick Frost and Simon Pegg; that way, no matter how many zombies there are, basic laws of comedy mean you cannot die.
4. If you decide to hideout in a shopping mall, make sure there's a working toilet.
5. "If you can't beat 'em, join 'em."

[Kr!sP]

Remember, the cocky guy dies first.
All the electricity will be out in about a week except for LAs Vegas becaus eof the Hoover Damn. Get yourself over there.
Always stay in packs of four, it seems a group of 4 people do better to survive than any other number.
If you can get some place cold, zombies have low body temprature and they're dumb so they're bound to freeze anywhere below 10 degrees.

[Tecno Snake]

Dont open random doors for fun it just lets them in.
if your hurt mix a random green plant with a random red one then ingest.
I HATE ZOMBIE DOGS. “not a rule but should be stated.”

[Bombz]

1) Starp yourself with dynamite, just in case you think you may not live.
2) Carry around liquid nitrogen to instanly freeze zombies, no bullets needed (Kind of stole it from guru, but it is mobile).
3) Long and sharp weapons, slice the limbs of zombies from range, and no ammo required.
4) Any weapon that can melt or dissolve an enemy, enemies can't survive the melting of acid and lava.
5) Explosives, we all love them, throw a gernade in the zombies mouth!
6) Search for bomb shelters, they contain food and protection.
7) Leave in large packs, a person cannot kill 5 zombies at the same time.
8) Immediatly from the start, find the god damn weapon shop and any weapon related buildings and wares.
9) Anything with a source of light, of course a flashlight.
10) Toys that create a loud and annoying noise, throw them to divert the zombie's attention.
11) Give the gun to the people who know how to properly use them.
12) Teach everyone you know how to use a weapon, more people is good.
13) Leave with protective clothing and no bulletproof vests, they are heaving and only protect you mainly for bullets unless zombies learn to use guns.
14) Expect the unexpected, zombies might learn how to fly.

[Username]

-Watch out for bathrooms
-If being chased find a small building and lock the doors, but make sure to know a quick way to get out
-NEVER use fire to try to harm zombies, what's worse than a hungry man-eating decomposing body is a hungry man-eating decomposing body on fire.
-Always look for a quick stress relief system, breaking things helps.
-Double-check the food you eat, can be contamanated.
-Check for bites on you or friends.
-Guns help.
-Zombie animals don't.

[Bounty]

always let that little ninja in you out. Take out a weapon and kick ass.

[Nnoitra Jirugaxneleill]

1. kill the people that scream over stupid crap.
2. zombies are slow as shit

[Gmaster360]

1. Jack a HDTV
2. Get some pilots
3. Jack some food
4. Jack a Private Luxury Jet
5. Fly up and never land on the ground
6. (This is the most important, do this first)Get the most attractive opposite gender so you can re-populate the Earth
7. (The second important thing to do)Grab a friggen nuke
8. Nuke the Zombies!!! Zombie Assassination!!!!

[Gmaster360]

Forgot to add this. Jack some airplane fuel for your jet
2. Get atleast 5 idiots/“special” people to join so they can pump the gasoline so no important people get sacrificed pumping gasoline while hordes of zombies come