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Old 02-18-2010, 08:31 AM
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I can't believe it, just look!

THE NATIONAL LOTTERY P O BOX 1010
LIVERPOOL, L70 1NL
UNITED KINGDOM
(Customer Services)
Ref: UKNL/05/8256/53219/QE327
Batch: UKNL5/A115-07


Dear Lucky Winner,


We are happily announce to you the draw (#994) of the UK NATIONAL
LOTTERY,online Sweepstakes International program held on JANUARY 2010. It is
yet to be unclaimed and you are getting the final NOTIFICATION as regards
this.Your e-mail address attached to ticket number: 56475600545 188 with Serial
number 1037 drew the lucky numbers: (07) (14) (29) (37) (41) (45) (04) (bonus
no.04), which subsequently won you the lottery in the 2nd category i.e match 5
plus bonus. You have therefore been approved to claim a total sum of £1,500,000
(one million five hundred thousand great British pounds sterling) in cash
credited to file KTU/9023118308/03. This is from a total cash prize of
£10,500,000 shared amongst the first seven (7) lucky winners in this category
i.e. Match 5 plus bonus.

All participants for the online version were selected randomly from World Wide
Web sites through computer draw system and extracted from over 100,000
unions,associations, and corporate bodies that are listed online.
This promotion takes place weekly. Please note that your lucky winning number
falls within our European booklet representative office in Europe as indicated
in your play coupon. In view of this, your £1,500,000 (one million five hundred
thousand Great Britain pounds sterling) would be released to you by any of our
payment offices in Europe. Our European agent will immediately commence on the
process to facilitate the release of your funds as soon as you contact him.
For security reasons, you are advised to keep your winning information
confidential till your claims is processed and your money remitted to you in
whatever manner you deem fit to claim your prize. This is part of our
precautionary measure to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this
program. Please be warned!!!.
To file for your claim, please contact our fiduciary Agent:


Barrister Wattson Jones
Official Email:cashclaimsdepartment@live.co.uk

You are advised to contact your fiduciary agent with the following details to
avoid

unnecessary delays and complications:
Name(Surname First):...................
Address:.............................
Country:..............................
Telephone:...........................
Gender:...............................
Marital Status:....................
Age:..................................
Occupation:..........................
Annual Income:.....................
Email Address:.......................

Congratulations from me and members of staff of THE UK NATIONAL LOTTERY.
Yours faithfully,

Mrs. Susan Moore
Online coordinator for THE NATIONAL LOTTERY Sweepstakes International Program.
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On that note, post the most crazy/random/stupid emails you've recieved.
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Old 02-18-2010, 09:21 AM
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Lol! Notice how they said Great British Pound in the first paragraph, then Great Britain Pound in the second. Not to mention, the is some poor grammar in there. It's like they didn't even try hard.
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Old 02-18-2010, 09:29 AM
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I've recieved mail from AARP addressed to me. I'm only 17.

Oh and my grandmother while she was still with us got an invitation to the miss Michigan pageant. She was 75 and had lUng cancer. May she rest in peace.
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1.5 million, that's chump change.
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Old 02-18-2010, 10:33 PM
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Dats some kinda bull.
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Originally Posted by Zerachial View Post       
Dats some kinda bull.
This. ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^
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Originally Posted by Zerachial View Post       
Dats some kinda bull.
I'm aware of this, that's what the last sentence in my post was for...
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Old 02-18-2010, 11:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Frosty the Froman View Post       
I'm aware of this, that's what the last sentence in my post was for...
I'm aware of this, that's what the sentence in my post was for...
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Old 02-19-2010, 06:28 PM
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I received a simillar e-mail too lol. I guess the funny thing is they don't know your name yet they somehow got your e-mail. I'd laugh if someone had a situation like th emovie the hang over going on when they got this e-mail and said
"HOLY SHIT! I WON THE FREAKING LOTTERY! AND I WENT TO BRITAIN!"
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I just recieved one as well.
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