Since the chatbox I've been bitching about hasn't happened yet, I need a new place to put all the amazingly random quotes I come across...well, my quote-o-meter just over flowed, so I decided to make a thread to put them all in. I'm a little busy right now, but I'll be sure to blow you're minds a little later. Until then, post all the amazing quotes you've heard here.
Okay, I forgot alot of the really funny quotes...but I just found one that I thought was priceless! I'll update as I come across 'em.
"I think if men can walk around topless, women should be able to also!

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