I want to know how old everyone is (just for fun)
You don't have to post it if you don't feel safe doing so.
Well I'll start it off....

I am 14 years old.
Watashi wa ju yon-sai desu.
Yo tengo 14 a?os.
Ich bien 14 jahre.
J'ai 14 ans.
Jag ?r 14 ?r gammal.
Ja mam 14 lat.
Wŏ sh?-s? su?.
Iay amay 14ay earsyay olday. (pig latin)
I am Fouwteen yeaws owd. (elmer fudd)
Dlo sraey 41 ma i. (english backwards)