it will probably go like this:
"Japanese guys driving down a deserted road to the middle of nowhere. Come to a house, and a man answers the door,"Wii Would Like To Play" is all the man says. In a matter of seconds the Wii is hooked up and two controllers are distributed to him and his buddy and they automatically know how to play it. After they have reached the climax of their satisfaction, they will ride off into the sunset, with the cheesy Japanese music playing in the background."