county boy gets in a compicated sword fight for reason of which im about
to explain
he said link sucked
and link was in that bar
so after they have a long 1 to 2 hour fight
you fall off a cliff
and somehow,u don't die
you wonder to find treatment
and from hunger,eat a random mushroom
and it tasted good,so you ate more
and that didn't kill you
and a random kirby came and ate you to death

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