Mario Landed on a strange Island and then was attacked by a bunch of ninjas which knocked him out and took him to a gigantic island full of overweight squirrels obsessed with fried chicken who ordered pizza where if the pizza wasn't delivered in 15 minutes, it was not free becuse...
SQUIRRELS HATE TO BE LATE FOR ANYTHING, so they got nuts instead and...
ate them and started singing a kareoke version of Slow Chemical and...
all of a sudden one of the squirrels named Carl went crazy and ate his squirrel "friend" Edward.... because he tasted good when... he soaked him in cranberry juice & covered him in red peppers & Cyrus McCormick black pepper making him...

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