Video Game Reviews and Other Stuff

I think I'll start with Zelda. There are so many holes in that game. First off... dungeons. You would expect the Dungeon Boss to lock all the doors and have all the keys with him/it. But instead, it scatters the keys all over the dungeon. It could keep the boss key inside it's lair, but nooooooooooo... it puts it in the dungeon where Link (Or whatever you make his name) can access it to kill the stupid boss. Another thing about keys. Why do you lose it whenever you open a door??? It's like in one comic where Navi says to Link, "You think that after 7 Dungeons you would be able to open a door without breaking the key."

Next I'll talk about Mario. There are many odd things in his games. Like how Bowser keeps coming back after each game. And the Mario series stole some ideas from other games. You might not have heard, but Super Mario Brothers 2 was not originally a Mario game, and they later changed the 4 characters to Mario characters. That's why EVERY enemy in that game was not in any other Mario game. (Until later) And why does Mario get big when he eats a mushroom? And why does the mushroom have eyes? (In the SNES version, not the NES version) And touching a flower lets him shoot fire and his costume changes colors? And when someone touches him he shrinks and his costume changes again? And the main enemies are bad mushrooms and turtles? And that Mario seems to know where every castle is. And if he does, why doesn't he go straight to the real castle?

Time for Kirby. Ok, we all know that the games are kind of ...strage, so I'm going to skip the obvious stuff. Ok, first of all, why does almost every last boss have one big eye? Dark Matter, 0, 02, Dark Mind, Dark Nebula, I think Nightmare had one big eye in his cloak. I think Kirby Super Star is one of the only games where the last boss has two eyes.