1. "I am matter. I am antimatter. I can see your past. I can see your future. I can consume time. And I will consume you!

2. "Watch out for that first step, It's a doozy!

3. "You know, I was god once." "Yes, I saw that. You did well until everyone died."

4. "Your mistletoe is no match for my TOEmissle!

5. "The only way to create total peace is to stop violence. The only way to stop violence...

Dark Kirby

I think I'll start with Zelda. There are so many holes in that game. First off... dungeons. You would expect the Dungeon Boss to lock all the doors and have all the keys with him/it. But instead, it scatters the keys all over the dungeon. It could keep the boss key inside it's lair, but nooooooooooo... it puts it in the dungeon where Link (Or whatever you make his name) can access it to kill the stupid boss. Another thing about keys. Why do you lose it whenever you open a door??? It's like...

Dark Kirby

Here's how this is going to work. I'll briefly describe a secret that I know and ask a riddle or something. The answer to the riddle is the password. Tell me the password, and I'll reveal the secret.

1. Character: Fox.

Riddle: It is very weak, yet very strong. It kills things all the time, but everyone needs it anyways.

Dark Kirby

This is a story of Metal Kirby. Just like Dark Kirby's story, it's going to be narrated by Metal Kirby. Also like Dark Kirby's story, I will not create it right away.


All my life people have feared me. I never meant to do anything wrong. Everyone makes accidents, some more than others. It's not my fault I'm made of metal. Sometimes I wonder why I try to help people if all I get in return is insults, threats, or sometimes even assaults. It's not fair to me. People say...

Dark Kirby

This is a story about Dark Kirby, narrated by Dark Kirby.

Chapter 1: Arrival

Who am I? What is my purpose here? Was I born? Was I... created? I only know very few things. I was raised to destroy. Punishment is the only path to peace. My name... is Dark Kirby!

The last thing that I remember was a long time ago. In the planet, Cavios.

Soldier 1: "Everyone, these caves are empty! Prepare to move out!"

Soldier...

Dark Kirby