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I should win most creative blog title award. Read it if you want. I don't care. But I didn't join it in December 1969 like it says, more like December 2007....
Bob the Hard Hat Rebells!Another pathetic story featuring everyone's favourite hard hat.
It was a dark and stormy night. Bob was laying on the ground being beaten down by bullies. They were literally beating him, because they were hammers. Hammers with eyes. And mouths. Anyways, they beat him every day like this, and Bob couldn't take it. He decided he was going to start a rebellion with all the people who were beaten down by these hammers daily. Bob called them all up with the news, and everybody agreed. They met the next day in town square. There was a flaw in this seemingly brilliant plan, however. Bob had know idea what a rebellion was, or how to rebel, and the others didn't know either. So they just sort of sat there. They sat and sat, thinking they were rebelling, until the hammers came to administor the daily beatings. Not knowing what to do, Bob and company started screaming like little girls. They deafened the hammers and promptly beat them down with sticks. They never heard, or were heard from, again. Then a large hippo fell from the sky killing Bob and the gang instantly. Maybe they will be heard from again though... who knows :confused: Total Comments 3
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