Vegeta quotes

I'll update as often as I can, a daily one each day.
Saturday's quotes:
"We have nothing to fear but fear itself, and Vegeta!"
Let me put it this way, The Boogeyman checks under his bed for Chuck Norris, and Chuck Norris checks under his bed for me, Vegeta!"
Tell me, does a machine like yourself experience constipation?"
"Does a machine like you experience nocturnal emission?"
"Does a machine like yourself experience fear.....of nocturnal emission?"

Now 2 knock knock jokes of his.
"knock Knock"
"who's there?"
"Vegeta"
"Vegeta who?"
"Me, Vegeta."

"Knock Knock"
"Who's there"
"A fist in your face!"
*Punch*

BIG UPDATE TODAY!!!!!!!!

I'm only considered crazy when the other Z fighters cant stand that I'm right.

Everybody has the gift of stupidity, but Kakorot abuses the privelege.

Sure, power corrupts, isnt that what it's for?

Listen Goten, it's better to be a smart:censor: than a dumb:censor:. You should try it some time.

I didnt attennd Kakorot's funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

The only time I ever get in trouble is when I'm right. Can I help it that that's so often?

Ignorance can be cured, but stupid is forever, just ask Kakorot.
I believe that everyone is entitled to my opinion.
You know, it isnt paranoia (or however it's spelled) if theyre really out to get you.
I believe this situation calls for a very subtle blend of psychology and EXTREME VIOLENCE!!!
Never settle with words what you can accomplish with a well-placed galick gun.
Kakorot, I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like youre here.
I'm at a stage in my life where I'm having a hard time caring about things. Fortunately, I dont give a crap.
I dont hate you, I only need someone to take my anger out on.
I've had fun before, this isnt it, but Ive had it.
I dont break rules, I only test their elasticity.
Piccolo, Ive tried to see it from your point of view, but I cant get my head that far up my butt.
It's only funny until someome gets hurt,then it's hilarious!
Im not saying youre not good at it, Im just saying Im better than you.
I'm very good at the things people get arrested for.
Everyday, I beat my previous record of number of consecutive days Ive stayed alive.
All I want is a kind word, a warm bed, and unlimited power. Is that too much to ask for?
Suttlety is the art of saying what you think and getting out of the way before its understood.
I am not isensitive, I JUST DONT GIVE A :censor:
If you cant beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
Try not to let your mind wander Kakorot, its too small for it to be out on its own.
Stress is when you wake up sleeping, and realize you havent gotten to sleep yet.
Its lonely at the top, but at leat you eat better.
I realized that no matter how much you care, some people are just A-holes.
My woman and I were happy for 30 years, then we met.
I dont care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
Kakorot, what's on your mind, if you'll forgive the overstatement.
Go ahead, run, you'll only die tired.
I wonder, how much :censor: can I get away with and still get into Heaven.
Teamwork is essential, it gives your enemy someone to shoot at.
Sure, Ive killed a lot of people, but theyd probably die iof something else anyway.
Kakorot, your village called, their idiot is missing.
If you dont have anything to say, WELCOME TO THE CLUB!!!!!!
I should try to be nicer you say? HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Wait, youre serious you say? Let me laugh harder. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
More to come later!!!!!