Samus: Hmmmm..... he's late
*VRROOOOOOOOMM...... SCREEEEEEEEECH*
Cap. Falcon: Hey cutie, miss me? I see you've got a new ride.
Samus: yep I got a cool vinyl on the back too.
Cap. Falcon: yeah, to bad i won't see it until after the race
Samus: no you'll be able to read it while you're trying to catch up.
Cap. Falcon: tell you what I've got an interesting secret, if you can beat me, I'll tell you....
*the light turns green and both take off*
(Captain Falcon takes an early lead only to be clocked by the cops.)
Cap. Falcon: Awww dammit! The FFPD never learn
Cop: Attention dispatch I have a suspicious car here I'm... gonna pull him.... He's running, I have a Code 3(chase)
Dispatch: Can I get a description of the car?
Cop: yes its a blue Mazda; were heading north on Rainbow road
Dis.: okay dispatching units there now.
*the cop speeds up but blindsides a civilian bystander's car*
Cop: attention dispatch I'm down my cruisers busted
Cap. Falcon: *looks in rearview* hmph... they never learn
Samus: *waiting at finish line* whats taking so long... I didn't burn him that bad did I?
*captain Falcon crosses finish line* What took you?
Cap. Falcon: chased by police.
Samus: well you wanna race again?
Cap. Falcon: Yeah.
*the both take off again; Samus wins*
Cap Falcon: when'd you get do good? Back in steel city you could barley drive.
Samus: I practiced. And you were no perfect racer either
Cap. Falcon: but I'm one of the best in the city now * hands Samus a slip; she reads over it*
Fire Flower City Black List Racers
1: Mario- 2008 Lamborghini Mercilago
2: Luigi- 2007 Ford GT
3: Ness- 2007 Aston Martin DB9
4: Link- 2009 Lamborghini Gallarado
5: Lucas: 2006 Dodge Viper SRT10
6: DK- 2008 Hummer H2
7: Falco- 2007 Mitsubishi Lancer IIIV
8: Zelda- 2006 Mercedes Benz SRL
9: Peach- 2007 Mitsubishi Eclipse
10: Snake- 2009 Ford Mustang GT
11: Fox- 2007 Porsche 911S
12: Pokemon Trainer- 2008 Mazda RX7
13: Sonic- 2009 Dodge Charger
14: Ike- 2009 Dodge Challenger
15: Captain Falcon- 2009 Mazda RX8
Samus: .................................
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..............................................I had no idea they all raced...
Cap. Falcon: So before you leave......
Samus: I want to be on the black list....
Cap. Falcon: well you have a lot of work to do and the first racer you need to beat is me.
Samus: Well I guess I'll have to
(*BTW* Samus in in her zero suit)* begins to walk back to car*
Cap. Falcon:Wait! Before you leave.... you wanna have dinner with me?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Panda
Samus: Sorry Falcon, I don't play with liitle boys. ;D
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