[mige313]

Okay here's an example...

Poster 1:

I wish I had some pie

Poster 2:

Granted, but the pie explodes in your face.

I wish I had new socks...

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I'll start:

I wish I had cheese pizza.

[POOKEEMANZ RuLE]

granted, but i eat the cheese pizza.

i wish i had an oompa loompa.

[BATMAN]

Granted,but the oompa loompa is going to try to kill you.
I wish I had a black Wii.

[mige313]

Granted,but it was a fake one

I wish i has a million bucks

[Kite]

granted, but its in chinese money.
i wish i had an ipod touch

[darksock]

granted, but u touched it n it broke
i wish my cat will stop biting me

[BATMAN]

Granted,but you cat ran away.
I wish I had pie.

[Toxic]

granted,but it go bye bye
i wish my touch screen would work

[darksock]

granted but u scratched the entire screen n it fell out
i wish i had more cookies

[Toxic]

granted,but my dog ate it
i wish i had super glue for my ds