[ToxicPickle]

Mario Landed on a strange Island and then was attacked by a bunch of ninjas which knocked him out and took him to a gigantic island full of overweight squirrels obsessed with fried chicken who ordered pizza where if the pizza wasn't delivered in 15 minutes, it was not free becuse...
SQUIRRELS HATE TO BE LATE FOR ANYTHING, so they got nuts instead and...
ate them and started singing a kareoke version of Slow Chemical and...
all of a sudden one of the squirrels named Carl went crazy and ate his squirrel "friend" Edward.... because he tasted good when... he soaked him in cranberry juice & covered him in red peppers & Cyrus McCormick black pepper making him...
Crazy!!! he then decided he didn't like squirrel and threw him in the thrash can only to be turned into a mutant trash monster that wanted to fight Mario because...
mario is just a lying idiot in the squirrel's opinions D:L so they begin to brawl, mario wins then a "Challenger Approaches" whom is...A THREE LEGGED CHICKEN WITH A MUSTACHE! the chicken loved mario cuz... Mario never stomps on chickens, and will protect him from Link, who appeared on the island also, because Link likes to throw chickens and eat them because they are very tasty when you tell them that... but Link got tired of doing that and decided to get some sleep and had a dream about..horse flys cuz he likes to fish soooo... horse flies try to eat him a lot, and iron man attacked the trix rabbit with a rainbow spork, and link ended up dieing, WHERE NOBODY COULD BRING HIM BACK TO LIFE , soooo

[SSBVeteran]

Mario Landed on a strange Island and then was attacked by a bunch of ninjas which knocked him out and took him to a gigantic island full of overweight squirrels obsessed with fried chicken who ordered pizza where if the pizza wasn't delivered in 15 minutes, it was not free becuse...
SQUIRRELS HATE TO BE LATE FOR ANYTHING, so they got nuts instead and...
ate them and started singing a kareoke version of Slow Chemical and...
all of a sudden one of the squirrels named Carl went crazy and ate his squirrel "friend" Edward.... because he tasted good when... he soaked him in cranberry juice & covered him in red peppers & Cyrus McCormick black pepper making him...
Crazy!!! he then decided he didn't like squirrel and threw him in the thrash can only to be turned into a mutant trash monster that wanted to fight Mario because...
mario is just a lying idiot in the squirrel's opinions D:L so they begin to brawl, mario wins then a "Challenger Approaches" whom is...A THREE LEGGED CHICKEN WITH A MUSTACHE! the chicken loved mario cuz... Mario never stomps on chickens, and will protect him from Link, who appeared on the island also, because Link likes to throw chickens and eat them because they are very tasty when you tell them that... but Link got tired of doing that and decided to get some sleep and had a dream about..horse flys cuz he likes to fish soooo... horse flies try to eat him a lot, and iron man attacked the trix rabbit with a rainbow spork, and link ended up dieing, WHERE NOBODY COULD BRING HIM BACK TO LIFE , soooo a guy named NOBODY brought him back to life, and they lived happily ever after... until

[ToxicPickle]

Mario Landed on a strange Island and then was attacked by a bunch of ninjas which knocked him out and took him to a gigantic island full of overweight squirrels obsessed with fried chicken who ordered pizza where if the pizza wasn't delivered in 15 minutes, it was not free becuse...
SQUIRRELS HATE TO BE LATE FOR ANYTHING, so they got nuts instead and...
ate them and started singing a kareoke version of Slow Chemical and...
all of a sudden one of the squirrels named Carl went crazy and ate his squirrel "friend" Edward.... because he tasted good when... he soaked him in cranberry juice & covered him in red peppers & Cyrus McCormick black pepper making him...
Crazy!!! he then decided he didn't like squirrel and threw him in the thrash can only to be turned into a mutant trash monster that wanted to fight Mario because...
mario is just a lying idiot in the squirrel's opinions D:L so they begin to brawl, mario wins then a "Challenger Approaches" whom is...A THREE LEGGED CHICKEN WITH A MUSTACHE! the chicken loved mario cuz... Mario never stomps on chickens, and will protect him from Link, who appeared on the island also, because Link likes to throw chickens and eat them because they are very tasty when you tell them that... but Link got tired of doing that and decided to get some sleep and had a dream about..horse flys cuz he likes to fish soooo... horse flies try to eat him a lot, and iron man attacked the trix rabbit with a rainbow spork, and link ended up dieing, WHERE NOBODY COULD BRING HIM BACK TO LIFE , soooo a guy named NOBODY brought him back to life, and they lived happily ever after... until link passed out for 6 months and was a vegetable

[SSBVeteran]

Mario Landed on a strange Island and then was attacked by a bunch of ninjas which knocked him out and took him to a gigantic island full of overweight squirrels obsessed with fried chicken who ordered pizza where if the pizza wasn't delivered in 15 minutes, it was not free becuse...
SQUIRRELS HATE TO BE LATE FOR ANYTHING, so they got nuts instead and...
ate them and started singing a kareoke version of Slow Chemical and...
all of a sudden one of the squirrels named Carl went crazy and ate his squirrel "friend" Edward.... because he tasted good when... he soaked him in cranberry juice & covered him in red peppers & Cyrus McCormick black pepper making him...
Crazy!!! he then decided he didn't like squirrel and threw him in the thrash can only to be turned into a mutant trash monster that wanted to fight Mario because...
mario is just a lying idiot in the squirrel's opinions D:L so they begin to brawl, mario wins then a "Challenger Approaches" whom is...A THREE LEGGED CHICKEN WITH A MUSTACHE! the chicken loved mario cuz... Mario never stomps on chickens, and will protect him from Link, who appeared on the island also, because Link likes to throw chickens and eat them because they are very tasty when you tell them that... but Link got tired of doing that and decided to get some sleep and had a dream about..horse flys cuz he likes to fish soooo... horse flies try to eat him a lot, and iron man attacked the trix rabbit with a rainbow spork, and link ended up dieing, WHERE NOBODY COULD BRING HIM BACK TO LIFE , soooo... horse flies try to eat him a lot, and iron man attacked the trix rabbit with a rainbow spork, and link ended up dieing, WHERE NOBODY COULD BRING HIM BACK TO LIFE , soooo a guy named NOBODY brought him back to life, and they lived happily ever after... until link passed out for 6 months and was a vegetable and the guy named NOBODY made him normal again, and a guy named toxic was shot by toucan sam...

[ToxicPickle]

Mario Landed on a strange Island and then was attacked by a bunch of ninjas which knocked him out and took him to a gigantic island full of overweight squirrels obsessed with fried chicken who ordered pizza where if the pizza wasn't delivered in 15 minutes, it was not free becuse...
SQUIRRELS HATE TO BE LATE FOR ANYTHING, so they got nuts instead and...
ate them and started singing a kareoke version of Slow Chemical and...
all of a sudden one of the squirrels named Carl went crazy and ate his squirrel "friend" Edward.... because he tasted good when... he soaked him in cranberry juice & covered him in red peppers & Cyrus McCormick black pepper making him...
Crazy!!! he then decided he didn't like squirrel and threw him in the thrash can only to be turned into a mutant trash monster that wanted to fight Mario because...
mario is just a lying idiot in the squirrel's opinions D:L so they begin to brawl, mario wins then a "Challenger Approaches" whom is...A THREE LEGGED CHICKEN WITH A MUSTACHE! the chicken loved mario cuz... Mario never stomps on chickens, and will protect him from Link, who appeared on the island also, because Link likes to throw chickens and eat them because they are very tasty when you tell them that... but Link got tired of doing that and decided to get some sleep and had a dream about..horse flys cuz he likes to fish soooo... horse flies try to eat him a lot, and iron man attacked the trix rabbit with a rainbow spork, and link ended up dieing, WHERE NOBODY COULD BRING HIM BACK TO LIFE , soooo... horse flies try to eat him a lot, and iron man attacked the trix rabbit with a rainbow spork, and link ended up dieing, WHERE NOBODY COULD BRING HIM BACK TO LIFE , soooo a guy named NOBODY brought him back to life, and they lived happily ever after... until link passed out for 6 months and was a vegetable and the guy named NOBODY made him normal again, and a guy named toxic was shot by toucan sam...NOBODY ended up dieing cuz i mean literally no one who could bring him back to life, and toxic was not shot by a cereal mascot

[SSBVeteran]

Mario Landed on a strange Island and then was attacked by a bunch of ninjas which knocked him out and took him to a gigantic island full of overweight squirrels obsessed with fried chicken who ordered pizza where if the pizza wasn't delivered in 15 minutes, it was not free becuse...
SQUIRRELS HATE TO BE LATE FOR ANYTHING, so they got nuts instead and...
ate them and started singing a kareoke version of Slow Chemical and...
all of a sudden one of the squirrels named Carl went crazy and ate his squirrel "friend" Edward.... because he tasted good when... he soaked him in cranberry juice & covered him in red peppers & Cyrus McCormick black pepper making him...
Crazy!!! he then decided he didn't like squirrel and threw him in the thrash can only to be turned into a mutant trash monster that wanted to fight Mario because...
mario is just a lying idiot in the squirrel's opinions D:L so they begin to brawl, mario wins then a "Challenger Approaches" whom is...A THREE LEGGED CHICKEN WITH A MUSTACHE! the chicken loved mario cuz... Mario never stomps on chickens, and will protect him from Link, who appeared on the island also, because Link likes to throw chickens and eat them because they are very tasty when you tell them that... but Link got tired of doing that and decided to get some sleep and had a dream about..horse flys cuz he likes to fish soooo... horse flies try to eat him a lot, and iron man attacked the trix rabbit with a rainbow spork, and link ended up dieing, WHERE NOBODY COULD BRING HIM BACK TO LIFE , soooo... horse flies try to eat him a lot, and iron man attacked the trix rabbit with a rainbow spork, and link ended up dieing, WHERE NOBODY COULD BRING HIM BACK TO LIFE , soooo a guy named NOBODY brought him back to life, and they lived happily ever after... until link passed out for 6 months and was a vegetable and the guy named NOBODY made him normal again, and a guy named toxic was shot by toucan sam...NOBODY ended up dieing cuz i mean literally no one who could bring him back to life, and toxic was not shot by a cereal mascot, but then, since no "one" could bring him back to life, a whole group of people brought him back to life, but not toxc, because he is filled with emoness...

[ToxicPickle]

Mario Landed on a strange Island and then was attacked by a bunch of ninjas which knocked him out and took him to a gigantic island full of overweight squirrels obsessed with fried chicken who ordered pizza where if the pizza wasn't delivered in 15 minutes, it was not free becuse...
SQUIRRELS HATE TO BE LATE FOR ANYTHING, so they got nuts instead and...
ate them and started singing a kareoke version of Slow Chemical and...
all of a sudden one of the squirrels named Carl went crazy and ate his squirrel "friend" Edward.... because he tasted good when... he soaked him in cranberry juice & covered him in red peppers & Cyrus McCormick black pepper making him...
Crazy!!! he then decided he didn't like squirrel and threw him in the thrash can only to be turned into a mutant trash monster that wanted to fight Mario because...
mario is just a lying idiot in the squirrel's opinions D:L so they begin to brawl, mario wins then a "Challenger Approaches" whom is...A THREE LEGGED CHICKEN WITH A MUSTACHE! the chicken loved mario cuz... Mario never stomps on chickens, and will protect him from Link, who appeared on the island also, because Link likes to throw chickens and eat them because they are very tasty when you tell them that... but Link got tired of doing that and decided to get some sleep and had a dream about..horse flys cuz he likes to fish soooo... horse flies try to eat him a lot, and iron man attacked the trix rabbit with a rainbow spork, and link ended up dieing, WHERE NOBODY COULD BRING HIM BACK TO LIFE , soooo... horse flies try to eat him a lot, and iron man attacked the trix rabbit with a rainbow spork, and link ended up dieing, WHERE NOBODY COULD BRING HIM BACK TO LIFE , soooo a guy named NOBODY brought him back to life, and they lived happily ever after... until link passed out for 6 months and was a vegetable and the guy named NOBODY made him normal again, and a guy named toxic was shot by toucan sam...NOBODY ended up dieing cuz i mean literally no one who could bring him back to life, and toxic was not shot by a cereal mascot, but then, since no "one" could bring him back to life, a whole group of people brought him back to life, but not toxc, because he is filled with emoness...toxic wasnt emo so it used its mind powers and made George Bush blew up the whole entire human race besides toxic...

[SSBVeteran]

Mario Landed on a strange Island and then was attacked by a bunch of ninjas which knocked him out and took him to a gigantic island full of overweight squirrels obsessed with fried chicken who ordered pizza where if the pizza wasn't delivered in 15 minutes, it was not free becuse...
SQUIRRELS HATE TO BE LATE FOR ANYTHING, so they got nuts instead and...
ate them and started singing a kareoke version of Slow Chemical and...
all of a sudden one of the squirrels named Carl went crazy and ate his squirrel "friend" Edward.... because he tasted good when... he soaked him in cranberry juice & covered him in red peppers & Cyrus McCormick black pepper making him...
Crazy!!! he then decided he didn't like squirrel and threw him in the thrash can only to be turned into a mutant trash monster that wanted to fight Mario because...
mario is just a lying idiot in the squirrel's opinions D:L so they begin to brawl, mario wins then a "Challenger Approaches" whom is...A THREE LEGGED CHICKEN WITH A MUSTACHE! the chicken loved mario cuz... Mario never stomps on chickens, and will protect him from Link, who appeared on the island also, because Link likes to throw chickens and eat them because they are very tasty when you tell them that... but Link got tired of doing that and decided to get some sleep and had a dream about..horse flys cuz he likes to fish soooo... horse flies try to eat him a lot, and iron man attacked the trix rabbit with a rainbow spork, and link ended up dieing, WHERE NOBODY COULD BRING HIM BACK TO LIFE , soooo... horse flies try to eat him a lot, and iron man attacked the trix rabbit with a rainbow spork, and link ended up dieing, WHERE NOBODY COULD BRING HIM BACK TO LIFE , soooo a guy named NOBODY brought him back to life, and they lived happily ever after... until link passed out for 6 months and was a vegetable and the guy named NOBODY made him normal again, and a guy named toxic was shot by toucan sam...NOBODY ended up dieing cuz i mean literally no one who could bring him back to life, and toxic was not shot by a cereal mascot, but then, since no "one" could bring him back to life, a whole group of people brought him back to life, but not toxc, because he is filled with emoness...toxic wasnt emo so it used its mind powers and made George Bush blew up the whole entire human race besides toxic... But he couldn't because there is no humans anyways, just alien lifeforms and such...

[ToxicPickle]

Mario Landed on a strange Island and then was attacked by a bunch of ninjas which knocked him out and took him to a gigantic island full of overweight squirrels obsessed with fried chicken who ordered pizza where if the pizza wasn't delivered in 15 minutes, it was not free becuse...
SQUIRRELS HATE TO BE LATE FOR ANYTHING, so they got nuts instead and...
ate them and started singing a kareoke version of Slow Chemical and...
all of a sudden one of the squirrels named Carl went crazy and ate his squirrel "friend" Edward.... because he tasted good when... he soaked him in cranberry juice & covered him in red peppers & Cyrus McCormick black pepper making him...
Crazy!!! he then decided he didn't like squirrel and threw him in the thrash can only to be turned into a mutant trash monster that wanted to fight Mario because...
mario is just a lying idiot in the squirrel's opinions D:L so they begin to brawl, mario wins then a "Challenger Approaches" whom is...A THREE LEGGED CHICKEN WITH A MUSTACHE! the chicken loved mario cuz... Mario never stomps on chickens, and will protect him from Link, who appeared on the island also, because Link likes to throw chickens and eat them because they are very tasty when you tell them that... but Link got tired of doing that and decided to get some sleep and had a dream about..horse flys cuz he likes to fish soooo... horse flies try to eat him a lot, and iron man attacked the trix rabbit with a rainbow spork, and link ended up dieing, WHERE NOBODY COULD BRING HIM BACK TO LIFE , soooo... horse flies try to eat him a lot, and iron man attacked the trix rabbit with a rainbow spork, and link ended up dieing, WHERE NOBODY COULD BRING HIM BACK TO LIFE , soooo a guy named NOBODY brought him back to life, and they lived happily ever after... until link passed out for 6 months and was a vegetable and the guy named NOBODY made him normal again, and a guy named toxic was shot by toucan sam...NOBODY ended up dieing cuz i mean literally no one who could bring him back to life, and toxic was not shot by a cereal mascot, but then, since no "one" could bring him back to life, a whole group of people brought him back to life, but not toxc, because he is filled with emoness...toxic wasnt emo so it used its mind powers and made George Bush blew up the whole entire human race besides toxic... But he couldn't because there is no humans anyways, just alien lifeforms and such...so toxic ends up killing themself -__-

[Riku]

Mario Landed on a strange Island and then was attacked by a bunch of ninjas which knocked him out and took him to a gigantic island full of overweight squirrels obsessed with fried chicken who ordered pizza where if the pizza wasn't delivered in 15 minutes, it was not free becuse...
SQUIRRELS HATE TO BE LATE FOR ANYTHING, so they got nuts instead and...
ate them and started singing a kareoke version of Slow Chemical and...
all of a sudden one of the squirrels named Carl went crazy and ate his squirrel "friend" Edward.... because he tasted good when... he soaked him in cranberry juice & covered him in red peppers & Cyrus McCormick black pepper making him...
Crazy!!! he then decided he didn't like squirrel and threw him in the thrash can only to be turned into a mutant trash monster that wanted to fight Mario because...
mario is just a lying idiot in the squirrel's opinions D:L so they begin to brawl, mario wins then a "Challenger Approaches" whom is...A THREE LEGGED CHICKEN WITH A MUSTACHE! the chicken loved mario cuz... Mario never stomps on chickens, and will protect him from Link, who appeared on the island also, because Link likes to throw chickens and eat them because they are very tasty when you tell them that... but Link got tired of doing that and decided to get some sleep and had a dream about..horse flys cuz he likes to fish soooo... horse flies try to eat him a lot, and iron man attacked the trix rabbit with a rainbow spork, and link ended up dieing, WHERE NOBODY COULD BRING HIM BACK TO LIFE , soooo... horse flies try to eat him a lot, and iron man attacked the trix rabbit with a rainbow spork, and link ended up dieing, WHERE NOBODY COULD BRING HIM BACK TO LIFE , soooo a guy named NOBODY brought him back to life, and they lived happily ever after... until link passed out for 6 months and was a vegetable and the guy named NOBODY made him normal again, and a guy named toxic was shot by toucan sam...NOBODY ended up dieing cuz i mean literally no one who could bring him back to life, and toxic was not shot by a cereal mascot, but then, since no "one" could bring him back to life, a whole group of people brought him back to life, but not toxc, because he is filled with emoness...toxic wasnt emo so it used its mind powers and made George Bush blew up the whole entire human race besides toxic... But he couldn't because there is no humans anyways, just alien lifeforms and such...so toxic ends up killing themself -__-. After Toxic kills himself, Riku finally finds out who his nobody is... and starts to battle him. He is the fifteenth member in the organization. He carries a wierd-looking keyblade, similar to the Oathkeeper, and chalenges both Riku and mario to a keyblade battle. Believe it or not, Mario has his own keyblade, called "Meteor Smasher". As they battle it out, the ninja from the beginning steps out and helps Riku's nobody, when...

P.S.: This is called an improvisation. (not included)