granted, but you get arrested before you can spend it.

i wish i had more members for my clan.

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granted but they members exploded
i wish i didn't step on poo earlier

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Granted but then you step in urine.

I wish I didn't slip over on cooking oil.

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granted, but you slipped on a banana peel

I wish there was no school forever and that I automatically knew everything (beat that )

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If you were here in 07, then put this in this sig, because your a Veteran of WiiUsers!

Granted, but without school no one knows how to make video games
I wish I didn't have to write exams soon.

granted, instead u had 2 do 2 exams
i wish that santa was as real as da easter bunny

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granted but he got to old and retired
I wish I could afford more things.

Granted but then your money gets stolen.

I wish I had an infinite amount of money.

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granted, theres nothing to spend it on

i wish i had a new cd player

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Granted but it breaks.

I wish I had a new remote control car.

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